I was touched by his noodly appendage

There are some who will mock the religion of the Flying Noodle Monster. These Unbelievers will go into the fiery pit of hell, unless they repent their sins.

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Reminds me of the brilliant Onion satire of Intelligent Falling.

As the article states:

"Let's take a look at the evidence," said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."

If the Bible is clear that there is an Intelligent force guiding all falling, then who are we to challenge it?